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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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