all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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