My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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