what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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