my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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