I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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