i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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