ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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