I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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