I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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