it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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