I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He? As in you personified your dick?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
