So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The best revenge is premature balding
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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