He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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