If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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