Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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