one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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