oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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