is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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