You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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