new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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