Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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