I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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