pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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