I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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