2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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