I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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