your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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