Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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