Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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