Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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