Jerry, you need to find god
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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