Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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