She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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