I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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