They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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