he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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