What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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