Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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