butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The air taste purple.
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