Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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