Christians are straight up FREAKS
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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