Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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