Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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