I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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