Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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