he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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