My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sponge bath it is.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
handjob tips. give me some.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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