she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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