butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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