we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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