How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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