You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I said "one day" and that day is not today
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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