I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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