Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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