Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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