Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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