she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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