have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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